Monday, December 7, 2015

African women need the Afro Kitchen tradition

Trust me ladies, if you can cook like heaven's chef, practically every men on earth would love you and you will as well be able to build the shapes and postures you've ever wanted.

Let me tell you one reason why people engage in useless, unnecessary daily exercises.
It is because they will never COOK at home! They just want to do away with the tradition; which is helpful in many ways

Change your thinking. Get yourself mortars and pestles today, one for pepper, one for pounded yam, one for 'ogbonor' seed, etc,and see if you'll find it necessary running the streets or attending gyms.

The problem is, we live our lives too pretentiously to be like 'WHITES' and always want to define things too exotically leaving out those things attached to us and would hardly metamorphose even when we tend to ignore them.

The point of my whole junk is that, all these home chores some people avoid are as well 'exercises'. You want to look good?

Start pounding yam today.
You want to have good looking arms, grab the pestles today.
You want to have good looking round bum-bum like Kardashian, pound some yams today.
You want that thin belly and big hips? Pound pepper and vegetables.
You want nice curves, pound some onions and other spices.
You want big boobs, please, pound melon.
You want sexy laps and legs, just keep pounding yams.

Each comes in different size and shape. Altogether they serve different purposes in the kitchen and in your body. Some can help build your wrist, some build your waist, some improve hips sizes and many more functionalities you can't even imagine.

That is my recommendation for you.
Gym engagements could be stressful than kitchen engagements trust me

Men if your wives are fucking too lazy to cook for you, you are not married yet and the search hasn't ended. You'll keep searching for a good cook and one with good posture. If she doesn't want stress, she should go home and not to the gym.

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